Escape from intercom

The news reports the man,who calls himself Fosse,that kidnapped a whole group of hollywood action stars.
Locked in an abandoned school,all carrying a small bomb around their leg,just above their right foot.When they pass the fence around the school it explodes like when somebody enters the fence.They also have to change the rechargeable battery inside the bomb on time.The system operates with by remote non linear encoding and cannot be broken.Only a small passage,big enough to have food sent in,after-food out,the collectors items from them shows.

The man had put digital cameras in every room with cinematic hdtv quality that were all online so that the world was able to follow them.

He had given the message that the world should call it a movie called Escape from intercom referring to Escape from absolom.

The group was Gary Oldman,Nicholas Cage,Al Pacino,Jack Nicholson,Robert De Niro,Bruce Willis,Keanu Reeves,Mickey Rourke,Val Kilmer,Arnold Shwarzenegger,Ice-t and Sylvester Stallone.

The first day Arnold had allready given the message to be back.
After two weeks however spirits started to break.
Al 'I'M IN THE PARK HERE' Pacino was already seen on the grass in front of the fence.Jack 'YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH' Nicholson had already adressed the whole group inside the building.Keanu claimed that it was all speed.Bruce 'Y'all know my name Y'all know my game' Willis is curious about the outside world now that the big guns are gone since they ain't gonna be the main news for much longer.
Fosse had already become America's most wanted.A news coverage showed a whole group of americans.YOU CAN RUN FOSSE,BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE.After a short while the world's most wanted for having broken the american movie story said to keep the world runnin as it should.
It's gonna be a mess when them small guns start takin over.That Fosse had already written that we and him were going to blow away like everything else and that they don't even know it yet.Kinda like the moment when they run out their jokes bout this escape thing here.The only thing those morons got.Once they take over the world it's gonna be too soft out there.Everything smooth and simple,no more problems from no more solutions,complete abandanation of the mission by means of no solution.They even gonna await a surprise package.But what they call a surprise package is what i'd like to call a surprise wreckage.Meanwhile it's back to us here,the breakslow club,the universal breakslow squad.I suggest a brainstorm on the u.b.s.So said,so done.But the session did not provide inspiration as the u.b.s. falls a bit into retrospective talk.The club takes the opportunity to give Bobby a standing ovation for his Angel heart performance.The devil sure is the only one who can afford fun or was it fun that can only afford the devil Val 'It's just me' Kilmer said.I wouldn't exclude the cliffhanger Sly 'Y'all know my name Y'all know my game' Stallone said.Ice 'Y'all know my name Y'all know my game' T phones the homies to inform them bout their new found spliff,mind over cliff.Nicholas 'Y'all know my name Y'all know my game' Cage wants to know whether his music has allready arrived so that he would be able to get into the right vibe.He had ordered 3 versions of the mission impossible theme.The original,the Larry Mullen Jr & Adam Clayton and a Goats version and a new surprise piece of music called Go ahead funk Take me away he had ordered Ceasefire to make for him for one of his projects.A project called Dj Okay with the okay standing for only kill all yesterday.After he had explained his project,the breakslow club didn't see any problem producing it.His music had arrived and so he played it all loud from begin to end for the club.After the music was done Gary 'Is he funny or is he funny' Oldman who was sitting on the table wants to know whether he is funny or whether he is funny.Mickey 'Who da fuck ya think it was' Rourke wants to know what they know bout radars.Val 'It's just me' Kilmer says it can be used knowing that from a batman movie he once did.
Three weeks later they succeed in getting the bombs of their leg as they return home.
But once home their houses leave an audio message that they cannot leave their home without setting of a bomb that won't be dismantled with radars as Fosse turned out to be from outerspace,able to encode on a much smaller level then earthly instruments.

After a very short while The breakslow club even began to see the advantage.